Kamikaze Squirrels

Ahhh, that time of year where squirrels bustle around hiding all their nuts. 

 And also darting out in front of my car 25 times a day in a suicide mission.

I have about had a dozen wrecks in a week dodging the little bastards.  

Seriously,  who do I need to call?  Animal control?  That would go well.  "Hey, I need you guys to come and control all the squirrels that are running in front of my car".  "What?  No, I'm not drunk"!