Jane Russell I Ain't

I have this habit of dropping my bra wherever.   The absolute second it irritates me in any way I'll rip it off and there it will lay in all it's wired scaffold glory.

I have done this for so many years I don't pay attention to it.  Yet, my husband does.  It is nothing for him to come home late at night from work and wake me up to let me know he found my bra in the kitchen.  Okaaayyyy. 

  I think he seriously thinks I'm being sexy and "dropping" hints through out the house. For like 17 or 18 years??(I'm bad with anniversaries)  Seriously Dude??  Never has happened that way and never gonna.