What a day. I have been staining an old desk for 3 days that I got at Good Will.(hey, don't knock it. A bargain is a bargain) and it's funky and solid wood. Which was nicer than all the desks I have looked at over the last few weeks. My husband and I have been sharing a cutesy Target desk. Tiny, but cute. Not efficient for 2 people thought.
I was almost through when someone came to the door. Joy! The new fiber optics guy to get started on our change from Dish to well, fiber optics?? All I know is I get to play with a new tv system!! Yay! (these things make me happy, don't judge.) Was sooooo tired of our dish cutting out everytime the wind blew.
Anywhoo, back to fiber optics guy. Did I mention his muscle shirt and tattoos???? After confirming who he was (really, I should ask for ID but I was too excited to get new TV service) I was in back of house working on staining my cool desk and singing to my IPod at the top of my lungs. I realized my back porch was open where neighbors and fiber optic guy could all hear. Why was I singing some dumb song from High School Musical????? And then why was the next song "Call Me Maybe" ?????? Gahhhhh, then when he had a question I noticed him looking down. Ugh, I had furniture stain all over my feet and legs. I had nasty K-mart looking feet.
Well, there went my "hey, I'm a hip and edgy Mom". to I'm a freak Mom this fiber optic guy telling all his co-works what a moron lived at my address. Now, If any of you Mom are saying you have never been in that situation I say your a liar. To my BFF's and fav peeps I'm sure I'll get some smart ass text tomorrow over this!!!! Super.