Is That A Balloon??

Is it a sign in which direction my day will go when I get out of my car at the gym and step on a used condom?

Of course this is after I have to take a minute to figure out what the hell I stepped on.   Oh yeah, I remember those........

So I called my husband and said "good news! We don't have to have bathroom sex anymore.  We apparently can just do it in a parking lot"......